I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
4/30/10 11:26 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
What kind of proceeded to meet again. 9. I.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
4/7/10 12:16 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Calling the. Alright, we'll take care. It is the lights.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Text message: 3/29/10 8:20 PM
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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Text message: 2/27/10 9:13 PM
Is this blog fulfilling? I mean, what's the satisfaction? Is it merely funny? Is there a certain superiority? It wasn't free to print these stickers.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
2/16/10 8:46 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hey, yeah okay. Lots of me if if it currently this, cos, bye. Hello, Yeah, it's just that I just want to give me a lot. I hear my voice and I are ha ha ha. For order. But. Hello, Who. |
Monday, February 15, 2010
2/15/10 10:49 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Not only did I call your drug blog. Well, I was just wrong, but I accidentally dot a little bit your drawing, Balog well. Comparing phone. I've slip my phone out. It shows someone else, my phone and it automatically. Called that you're drunk blog spot. When you get out. I'm good night.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
2/10/10 2:16 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hey, have to go and so I'm not hanging out of our bodies and right now and class and I saw your sticker in the manager in processing. If you're drunk call me and it turns out that I am in fact around. So yeah, yeah, not a lot on mon. Bye. And that's been removed from. I want to rent it. Let me know and I'm not sure on and so i i have to get a better review and reference, then I don't. I don't know you'd be with you, but I hope you can do something with his yes because I am definitely doing something with my blood alcohol. I don't know what it's coming home. Walking and, and the cost of Burnside lawyers there. Yeah. Yeah. So it's it's going to be indicted but I was. But anyway plugged up at number then all it's Rob school and and needs. Hopefully what turns out to be in in your in noon. Yeah. And yeah, hope everything's well on here and alarm. She and I am gonna be able here from Hi, My name is Angela and I on the phone. So yeah yeah we should be fine. Alright, okay.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
A set of text messages from the same number.
Nov 4, 2009 11:50 pm - Does your asshole itch as bad as mine?
Dec 6, 2009 10:05 pm - Would you rather have your dick giggle or make fart noises when you came?
Jan 23, 2010 3:12 am - Hey man. Shit got fucked up. What do you know about dead bodie (sic) removal? An everclear in the dick hole experiment took a turn for the worse.
Dec 6, 2009 10:05 pm - Would you rather have your dick giggle or make fart noises when you came?
Jan 23, 2010 3:12 am - Hey man. Shit got fucked up. What do you know about dead bodie (sic) removal? An everclear in the dick hole experiment took a turn for the worse.
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