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I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Monday, August 29, 2011
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Text message: 8/4/11 9:05 PM
If you don't want to pay it, I suggest you pull the devil up through the ground by his little horns & maybe he will be dangling dollar bills from his little pitchfork for ya!!
7/22/11 10:08 PM
Google's computers were unfortunately unable to make a transcript of this message for whatever reason.
7/21/11 9:23 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hello what's up. Because. Hello, kind of Martin below, hey entry. We need anything Work. So it seems to be bye.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Text message: 6/26/11 11:10 PM
I'll stick my dick in an electric socket if it can guarantee climax and survival. What say you?
Thursday, June 16, 2011
6/16/11 6:36 PM
Google's computers were unfortunately unable to make a transcript of this message for whatever reason.
6/4/11 10:53 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
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Friday, May 20, 2011
5/20/11 2:35 PM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hey you like being at borrower gone and Sarah and I mean. |
Monday, May 16, 2011
5/15/11 10:33 PM
Google's computers were unfortunately unable to make a transcript of this message for whatever reason.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
5/7/11 12:31 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hello said that Iraq at a park and I'm like, is it I have no the with the phone number is, but it on in. Ohh. I'm hoping that bike i community. Our, I think. Like know. Okay,first, it's about off cos I've left it. Hey Jackie would like to talk to you soon, hey. And so yeah, i'm listening to. So it's not California apartments, I'm Dave, so. Have anice night you my face of the And yeah, i feel like website or something. I would love to find out about you. The to you later. Talk to you later.
Text message: 5/5/11 9:08 PM
Not that drunk, but sending good vibes to those hearts in the world that could use them.
5/4/11 9:17 PM
Google's computers were unfortunately unable to make a transcript of this message for whatever reason.
Text message: 4/21/11 8:20 PM
Fat bitches love the Hot Dog King! Lightning Bolt will eat you...balls.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
4/6/11 3:50 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Won't have a little bit and. If you can reference, but I have been thinking a lot. Bye bye, alright. Hope you are yours are Peter. So if you guys say wall firewall wall phone. And hey it. Hey man, are wrong. Wall Wall low. Hello, the again none of the guys got something today. On 18 91. I don't know how 7 9 need your uncle. So I Chuck and he see if you could Boy. Man he gave me. Perhaps does. I was so yeah I don't know if I don't know what I'm going over your who. And I'll try mom's car I don't know that HI, This is love you and have a me drunk. I do have a lot of the love you all and you have a lot of bringing Ohio along lives it. ON it.
3/11/11 12:27 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Yeah. Good for you know I saw your sign for your, or a figurehead window so that I give you a call to see what's going on the new maybe something going on here and I could be interesting so. Yeah. Bye bye.
Saturday, February 5, 2011
2/5/11 12:03 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Yeah, Hello you, John. I just wanted to, state that there are several types of okay. That I think there is a party. John saying again And the social, John Yes, Hi. I'm notMarney Joe. So, what in the point. I'm getting drunk. When there's nothing and I have an accurate. And this message goes out to Alan vicious time, hey from audience.
Yeah, Hello you, John. I just wanted to, state that there are several types of okay. That I think there is a party. John saying again And the social, John Yes, Hi. I'm notMarney Joe. So, what in the point. I'm getting drunk. When there's nothing and I have an accurate. And this message goes out to Alan vicious time, hey from audience.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
1/30/11 2:42 AM
What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello in Illinois, and will have. Yes, hey going. Has Hey there, ohh. Then, the.
Hello hello hello hello hello hello hello in Illinois, and will have. Yes, hey going. Has Hey there, ohh. Then, the.
Text message: 1/20/11 8:48 PM
ALCOHOL IS SATANS SEMEN, and it shames me to admit that he fucks my face regularly. My BFF is he! Let it be... Let it be.
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