Text message: 6/26/11 11:10 PM

I'll stick my dick in an electric socket if it can guarantee climax and survival. What say you?

Text message: 6/23/11 11:48 PM

Lesbians will rule the fucking world. Jsyk.

6/16/11 6:36 PM

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6/4/11 10:53 PM

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Text message: 5/22/11 9:20 PM

Helllllooooooo Ladiesss!!!