Wednesday, April 7, 2010

4/7/10 12:16 AM

What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Calling the. Alright, we'll take care. It is the lights.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Text message: 3/29/10 8:20 PM

Portlando florgan its sorth weast of here, where the woman look like men and the men are even manlier

Text message: 3/28/10 2:14 AM

Youre ugly and yuou cant read good.