1/30/11 2:42 AM

What Google's computers thought the caller said:
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Text message: 1/20/11 8:48 PM

ALCOHOL IS SATANS SEMEN, and it shames me to admit that he fucks my face regularly. My BFF is he! Let it be... Let it be.

Text message: 1/16/11 12:10 AM

Suck this chicks lipstick off my dipstick