5/20/11 2:35 PM

What Google's computers thought the caller said:

Hey you like being at borrower gone and Sarah and I mean.

5/15/11 10:33 PM

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5/7/11 12:31 AM

What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hello said that Iraq at a park and I'm like, is it I have no the with the phone number is, but it on in. Ohh. I'm hoping that bike i community. Our, I think. Like know. Okay,first, it's about off cos I've left it. Hey Jackie would like to talk to you soon, hey. And so yeah, i'm listening to. So it's not California apartments, I'm Dave, so. Have anice night you my face of the And yeah, i feel like website or something. I would love to find out about you. The to you later. Talk to you later.

Text message: 5/5/11 9:08 PM

Not that drunk, but sending good vibes to those hearts in the world that could use them.

5/4/11 9:17 PM

Google's computers were unfortunately unable to make a transcript of this message for whatever reason.

Text message: 4/21/11 8:20 PM

Fat bitches love the Hot Dog King! Lightning Bolt will eat you...balls.