Saturday, May 1, 2010

4/30/10 11:26 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:

What kind of proceeded to meet again. 9. I.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

4/7/10 12:16 AM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Calling the. Alright, we'll take care. It is the lights.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Text message: 3/29/10 8:20 PM

Portlando florgan its sorth weast of here, where the woman look like men and the men are even manlier

Text message: 3/28/10 2:14 AM

Youre ugly and yuou cant read good.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

3/23/10 4:19 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hi Graham numbers.

3/21/10 1:09 AM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Well dude.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Text message: 2/27/10 9:13 PM

Is this blog fulfilling? I mean, what's the satisfaction? Is it merely funny? Is there a certain superiority? It wasn't free to print these stickers.

Monday, February 22, 2010

2/21/10 11:03 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:

I'm not driving.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

2/16/10 8:46 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Hey, yeah okay. Lots of me if if it currently this, cos, bye. Hello, Yeah, it's just that I just want to give me a lot. I hear my voice and I are ha ha ha. For order. But. Hello, Who.

Monday, February 15, 2010

2/15/10 10:49 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
Not only did I call your drug blog. Well, I was just wrong, but I accidentally dot a little bit your drawing, Balog well. Comparing phone. I've slip my phone out. It shows someone else, my phone and it automatically. Called that you're drunk blog spot. When you get out. I'm good night.

Text Message: 2/14/10 11:58 PM

I love you

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

2/10/10 2:16 AM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:

Hey, have to go and so I'm not hanging out of our bodies and right now and class and I saw your sticker in the manager in processing. If you're drunk call me and it turns out that I am in fact around. So yeah, yeah, not a lot on mon. Bye. And that's been removed from. I want to rent it. Let me know and I'm not sure on and so i i have to get a better review and reference, then I don't. I don't know you'd be with you, but I hope you can do something with his yes because I am definitely doing something with my blood alcohol. I don't know what it's coming home. Walking and, and the cost of Burnside lawyers there. Yeah. Yeah. So it's it's going to be indicted but I was. But anyway plugged up at number then all it's Rob school and and needs. Hopefully what turns out to be in in your in noon. Yeah. And yeah, hope everything's well on here and alarm. She and I am gonna be able here from Hi, My name is Angela and I on the phone. So yeah yeah we should be fine. Alright, okay.

2/9/10 9:32 PM


What Google's computers thought the caller said:
He left might be.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

2/3/10 10:38 PM

What Google's computers thought the caller said:
The it took me yo truck.

Text Message: 12/9/09 11:39 PM

I miss your tender caress... 8===D~~~o;

A set of text messages from the same number.

Nov 4, 2009 11:50 pm - Does your asshole itch as bad as mine?

Dec 6, 2009 10:05 pm - Would you rather have your dick giggle or make fart noises when you came?

Jan 23, 2010 3:12 am - Hey man. Shit got fucked up. What do you know about dead bodie (sic) removal? An everclear in the dick hole experiment took a turn for the worse.