I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Text message: 4/21/11 8:20 PM
Fat bitches love the Hot Dog King! Lightning Bolt will eat you...balls.
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