I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Sunday, January 30, 2011
Text message: 1/20/11 8:48 PM
ALCOHOL IS SATANS SEMEN, and it shames me to admit that he fucks my face regularly. My BFF is he! Let it be... Let it be.