I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Text message: 6/26/11 11:10 PM
I'll stick my dick in an electric socket if it can guarantee climax and survival. What say you?