I leave stickers in bar restrooms that say, "Drunk? Leave me a message! (479) ME-DRUNK Or text me! No additional charge beyond your normal calling / texting plan. All messages become property of blog operator (duh.) 479medrunk.blogspot.com". People follow my advice. Google's computers attempt to make text transcriptions of the voicemails. Hilarity ensues.
Thursday, August 11, 2011
Text message: 8/4/11 9:05 PM
If you don't want to pay it, I suggest you pull the devil up through the ground by his little horns & maybe he will be dangling dollar bills from his little pitchfork for ya!!